Well that’s pretty baller
theyre gonna be the very best
like no one ever was
this is fucking with my head woah
if you didn’t close your silverware drawer with a pelvic thrust, did you really close your silverware drawer??
Tina running appreciation post.
Runs like Naruto
so you should go to this website here and put in the date of your birthday
(mine’s national chocolate cupcake day!!)
IM RICE PUDDONG EWWWWWWWWEEEEWWWEEEEWW
I’m guacamole I’m so disgusted right now what the heck
Nutella Day apparently. OMG.Apple Pie
hot fudge sundae day fuck ye
This man is my hero.
you can’t stop me
nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries